The Incredible Hulk
The Incredible Hulk

[after credits]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [in a bar] Reload...
[finishes his drink]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Reload...
[someone enters the bar and walks toward Ross]
Tony Stark: The smell of stale beer... and defeat. You know, I hate to say "I told you so," but that Super-Soldier project *WAS*

put on ice for a reason. I've always felt that hardware was much more reliable.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Stark.
Tony Stark: General.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You always wear such nice suits.
Tony Stark: Touché. I hear you have an unusual problem.
Gen. Thaddeus

'Thunderbolt' Ross: You should talk!
Tony Stark: You should listen. What if I told you we were putting a team together?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Who's "we"?
[Stark looks silently at Ross]

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The Incredible Hulk

Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

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The Incredible Hulk

Betty Ross: [yells at taxi driver] Asshole!
Bruce Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty Ross: You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce Banner: Ok.

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The Incredible Hulk

Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

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The Incredible Hulk

Abomination: [Preparing to finish off General Ross and Betty Ross] General... Any last words?
The Incredible Hulk: Hulk... SMASH!
[the Hulk smashes the ground making a quake making the Abomination get his foot stuck]

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The Incredible Hulk

Bruce Banner: [as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall] Oh, shit!

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The Incredible Hulk

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You did the right thing, calling us. Leonard, I need to know where they're going. She'll be in incredible danger as long as she's with him.
Leonard: From who? He protected her. You almost killed her.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I give you my word, her safety is my main concern at this point.


Leonard: You know, it's a point of professional pride for me that I can tell when somebody's lying. And you are.
[pause]
Leonard: I don't know where he's going. I know she'll help him if she can.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Then she's aiding a fugitive. And I can't help either one of them.
[walks off]

Leonard: I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [to himself] Where does she meet these guys?

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The Incredible Hulk

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

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The Incredible Hulk

[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!
Helicopter Soldier: Which one?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!


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The Incredible Hulk

Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?
Samuel Sterns: No! Not yet. I sorted out a few pieces, but it's not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if that's what you're asking. He was a freak accident! The goal is to it better!
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: So Banner's the only...

[Blonsky knocks her out from behind]
Emil Blonsky: She's an annoying bitch.
Samuel Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?
[cocks gun, points it at Sterns]
Samuel Sterns: Now what possibly could I have done to deserve such aggression?
Emil Blonsky: It's not what you've done. It's what you're

gonna do. I want what you got out of Banner. I want that.
Samuel Sterns: You look like you've got a little something in you already, don't you?
Emil Blonsky: I want more. You've seen what he becomes, right?
Samuel Sterns: I have. And it's beautiful. Godlike.
Emil Blonsky: Well, I want that. I need that.

Make me that.
Samuel Sterns: I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mix could be an abomination.
[Blonsky grabs Sterns and lifts him up]
Samuel Sterns: I didn't say I was unwilling. I just need informed consent. And you've given it.

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The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.

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The Incredible Hulk

Soldier #2: How are you feeling, man?
Emil Blonsky: Like a monster.

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The Incredible Hulk

Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.
Milwaukee Man Drinking From Bottle: [drinks soda] Wow.
[starts choking and passes out]

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The Incredible Hulk

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
Emil Blonsky: A Super-Soldier.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: A

simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went

very right.

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The Incredible Hulk

Samuel Sterns: [to Blonsky] WHY are you always hitting people?

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The Incredible Hulk

Bruce Banner: [speaking Brazilian Portuguese while confronting bullies at work] Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.
[in English, to himself]
Bruce Banner: Uh... that's not right.

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The Incredible Hulk

Betty Ross: What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
Bruce Banner: Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucination? It's a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It's like someone poured a litre of acid into my brain.
Betty Ross: Do you remember anything?

Bruce Banner: Just fragments. Images. There's too much noise. I can never derive anything out of it.
Betty Ross: But then it's still YOU inside of it.
Bruce Banner: No. No, it's not.
Betty Ross: I don't know. In the cave, I really felt like it knew me. Maybe your mind is in there, it's just overcharged and

can't process what's happening.
Bruce Banner: I don't want to control it. I want to get rid of it.

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The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk: Betty.

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The Incredible Hulk

[as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises]
Bruce Banner: We can't do this.
Betty Ross: It's okay. I want to.
Bruce Banner: No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.

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The Incredible Hulk

Emil Blonsky: Forgive me, sir? Doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? 'Cause... He didn't lose us. And he was not alone sir. We had him. And then something hit us... Something BIG hit us! It threw a forklift truck like it was a SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Well, it's gone.


Emil Blonsky: Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That was Banner. IT was Banner.
Emil Blonsky: You have to explain that statement, sir.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: No I don't. You've

done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.