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The Hateful Eight

[Major Warren shoots Daisy in the foot after she tells Chris Mannix to shoot him]
Daisy Domergue: [screaming] OH, JESUS CHRIST!
Major Marquis Warren: OHHH, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM!

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Major Marquis Warren: Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...
[pause]
Major Marquis Warren: A bullet!

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Oswaldo Mobray: The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Yeah, Warren, that's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs and say it's a accident but you can't just shoot 'em.

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Major Marquis Warren: When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle.
[pause]
Major Marquis Warren: But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you...
[Warren winks]
Major Marquis Warren: You hang!

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Daisy Domergue: [smiles] When you get to hell, John, tell them Daisy sent you...

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your pistol!
[Jody throws out pistol]
Major Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!
Jody: I ain't got another pistol!
Major Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your

ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch!
[Jody throws out another pistol]

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [about bounty hunting] No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, neither!

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [after hitting Daisy in the stagecoach] Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means "shut up"!
[Ruth gives a look at Warren; they both laugh]

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Minnie Mink: Hey, Dave, ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: What?
Minnie Mink: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: It is.
Minnie Mink: I said ask me.
Sweet Dave: Why?
Minnie Mink: Just do it!
Sweet Dave: Is your

ass fat?
Minnie Mink: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.

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Major Marquis Warren: Beggin' for his life, your boy told me his whole Life Story. And YOU, was in that story General. And when I knew me I had the son, of the Bloody Nigger Killer of Baton Rouge, I knew me I was gonna have some fun! It was COLD the day I killed your boy. And I don't mean snowy mountain in Wyoming cold... Colder than that. And on that cold day, with your boy at

the business end of my gun barrel... I made him STRIP. Right down to his bare ass. Then I told him to start walkin'. I walked his naked ass for two hours... 'fore the cold collapsed him. Then he commits to beggin' again. But this time, he wasn't beggin' to go home. He knew he'd never see his home again. And he wasn't beggin' for his life neither, 'cause he knew that was long gone. All he wanted,

was a BLANKET. Now don't judge your boy too harshly, General. You ain't never been cold as your boy was that day. You'd be surprised; what a man that cold, would-do-for-a-blanket. You wanna know what your boy did? I pulled my BIG, BLACK, PECKER outta my pants. And I made him crawl in the snow on all fours over to it. Then I grabbed a handful of that black hair at the back of his head... And I

stuck my Big Black Johnson right down his goddamn throat! And it was fulla' blood... so it was warm. Oh, you bet your sweet ass it was warm. And Charles Chester Smithers sucked on that warm black dingus for as loong as he could. Hahahaahaha! Startin' to see pictures, ain't ya?

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: The nigger in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln?

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Major Warren] Major Marquis Warren, this here is Daisy Domergue.
[to Daisy]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Domergue, to you, this is Major Warren.
Daisy Domergue: Howdy, nigger.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Major Warren, laughing] She's a pepper, ain't she?
[to Daisy]

John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now, girl, don't you know darkies don't like being called niggers no more? They find it offensive.
Daisy Domergue: I've been called worse.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now that, I can believe.

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: May I sit down, sir?
General Sandy Smithers: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.

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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [From trailer] This here is Daisy Domergue.
[Daisy waves to people in the haberdashery]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: She's wanted dead or alive for murder. When that sun comes out, I'm taking this woman to hang!
[Daisy mockingly performs a hanging motion on herself]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: There

anybody here committed to stopping me from doing that?

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

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[first lines]
Major Marquis Warren: [looks up coolly as a stagecoach pulled by horses approaches] Got room for one more?

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Jody: How ya doin', dummy?
Daisy Domergue: Better... now that I see your ugly face!

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock, I sentence you, Daisy Domergue, to hang by the neck until dead!