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The Expendables 3

Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!

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The Expendables 3

Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!
Doc: How 'bout that.
Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?
Doc: Tax evasion.

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The Expendables 3

Trench: Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!

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The Expendables 3

Lee Christmas: You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!

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The Expendables 3

Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?

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The Expendables 3

Lee Christmas: So you like knives, huh?
Doc: I'm the knife before Christmas.

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The Expendables 3

Drummer: This is it? This is your evac team?
Trench: Short notice.
Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Yeah, very short.

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The Expendables 3

Stonebanks: How hard can it be to kill ten men?

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The Expendables 3

[from trailer]
Barney Ross: [after Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?

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The Expendables 3

Galgo: [shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!

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The Expendables 3

Trench: If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?

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The Expendables 3

[from trailer]
Galgo: Insane! Courageous, but insane!

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The Expendables 3

[from trailer]
Trench: What are you gonna do?
Barney Ross: [furious] Reload.

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The Expendables 3

[last lines]
Lee Christmas: You look like a proud, demented father.
Barney Ross: You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas: That was a compliment.
[Barney and Lee laugh and fist-bump each other]

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The Expendables 3

Stonebanks: [after Barney punches him] Woah, ha ha! Good morning. Are these your students? Hey, what happened to the old crew? Oh, that's right. They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured. Now they're The Deleteables. Hey, you hear that kids? Take note - that's what you are right now.
Smilee: [to Barney] You want me to shut

his mouth?
Stonebanks: You're talking pretty tough for a guy that incapacitated, which is good for you.
Smilee: Is it?
Stonebanks: Why don't you cut me loose, I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart. Hey Barn, why don't the two of us just end this. What do you say? Mix it up, you snapping my spine or me snapping

yours. You know, make it snappy.
Stonebanks: [Barney keeps staring] He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking. You should see me when I'm angry. You'd be very impressed. And very dead. So come on pal. Anything you want to get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I'm a good listener. You're going to take me back to the Has-been-crew, carve me up around a fire. Very tribal.

Barney Ross: [snarls] When we stop, I'm gonna break every bone in your body and drop what's left at The Hague.
Stonebanks: [laughing] The Hague! Well, I fucking made the big time! I'm a war criminal!
Barney Ross: Keep laughing.
Stonebanks: [stops laughing] Do you think that you can just deliver me, like a

package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See, I got the markers.
Stonebanks: [shows his 'Expendable' tattoos] A bit faded but, we had a falling out.
Barney Ross: You went dark.
Stonebanks: It's a dark business, Barney, don't pretend you're not in it! The baddest survive, those are the

rules. I didn't make them up! You see, Barney here was content to work for the small-end money, as an employee. But being a boss is more lucrative, but that is a concept that somehow eluded you. Plus, you had that pesky moral conscience. God, that stuff gets in the way! He thinks he's the good guy!
Barney Ross: Keep talking while you can.
Stonebanks:

Sure, you got a conscience that makes you weak. Success, real success, is being willing to do the things that other people are not.
Barney Ross: Not everyone is as sick as you.
Stonebanks: Oh, but you are! You kill anyone today, Barn? Blow any shit up? How about you kids, kill anyone? Before you all start grabbing bricks and stoning me at The Hague.

You might want to check your own hands for blood. Ah, but I digress, where was I? Yes, business is booming right? A chopper here, a missile there, guns, whatever. When suddenly a competitor - if you can call Uncle Sam a competitor - hires my own team, Barney and the whole gang to whack me. Things got ugly real fast, and a lot of people got real dead. Three former brothers in arms.

Barney Ross: [angry] You shut your mouth!
Stonebanks: [furious] Three expendables, our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, DEAD! He puts three slugs into my chest. Thank God for body armor, even I thought I was dead. Then he boogies out with the casualties, all dead because you couldn't stay out of my business!
Barney

Ross: [attacks Stonebanks and aims a gun at his head while Smilee and Thorn restrain him] Shut your mouth!
Stonebanks: Go on, do it! Go on!
Smilee: That's what he wants.
Stonebanks: [Barney begrudgingly released him] It's hard to fathom, I can't believe you forgot.
Barney Ross: What?

Stonebanks: That it's hard to be an enemy when you're living inside your own head. So you tie me up like an animal, leave me to the slaughter, you humiliate me, disgrace me. Now, when the time comes to kill you - and it will - I will not use a weapon, I will use my hands, because I want you to feel the way I feel right now. Since we were brothers.

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The Expendables 3

Yin Yang: [regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole...

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The Expendables 3

[repeated line]
Doc: Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang...

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The Expendables 3

Galgo: Who the hell are you?
Trench: I'm the guy that just saved your ass.
Galgo: Ay!
Galgo: [starts cursing in Spanish] "¡Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar!" 'Nobody tells me anything and I'm getting confused, next I'm going to shoot someone

who I'm not supposed to!'

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The Expendables 3

Toll Road: [looks at Gunnar's new gadget which is similar to Thorn's] What the hell is that?
Gunnar Jensen: What?
Toll Road: That computer strapped to your wrist.
Gunnar Jensen: [poker faced] Nothing.
Toll Road: That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?

Gunnar Jensen: [embarrased] No, I had it for a while now.
Toll Road: Hah!

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The Expendables 3

Hale Caesar: 'Bout time you boys showed up!