110 The A-Team Quotes (2024)

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi] "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [answers with his own Gandhi quote] "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover

impotence."

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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: WHY WE IN A FALLING TANK?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: BECAUSE THE PLANE EXPLODED?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: What plane? what, when?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Recently! Reapers shot it down!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Reapers? What reapers?

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The same ones that are trying to kill us now!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I blame you, Hannibal!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Technically, we're not flying...
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I know, 'cause we FALLING, fool!

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I love it when a plan comes together.

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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Flying the C-130] Ladies and gentleman we are expecting some slight turbulence so please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign. Don't worry boys, turbulence has never brought down a plane!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [Reaper drones lock on C-130, warning alarms sound] What the hell is

that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: But, we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock, and they bring down planes all the time!

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [Walking into cargo bay of C-130] Gentleman!
C130J Pilot #1: Holy shit, that's Hannibal Smith.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Are any of you armed and/or wanted federal fugitives?
C130J Pilot #1: No.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Well we're both, which means...

C130J Pilot #1: You're taking the plane?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: And that's why I joined the Army. The best and brightest. Appreciate it boys, that'll be all.

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Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Capt. Charisa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.

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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... !

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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [cooking] Who wants secret sauce?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: NO! No, no, no, no, no! NOT anti-freeze!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Secret's out, you crazy! Everybody knows!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: No one can do an anti-freeze marinade like you can, Murdock, but I had a

little Bells palsy last time...
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: That's only partial paralysis!

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[after being let out of a shipping crate he was tricked into getting into]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: The only reason I don't kick y'all asses is 'cause y'all outrank me.

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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after setting Face's arm on fire] You're dangerous, I like you!

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
[Murdock starts laughing]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The best, sir.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!
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'Faceman' Peck: I'm worried!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [to Hannibal] I'm a Ranger, sir.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: That's good enough for me.

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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Overkill is underrated.

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Lynch: [Walking through security] Yes we have weapons, no you may not wand us.

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: General Tuco, you are currently engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: No no no no no no, you engaged me!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Repeat, you are engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel... over United States

airspace.
General Javier Tuco: What?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith, Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Alpha. Mike. Foxtrot! In other words, Adios Mother F...!
General Javier Tuco: Oh, no...
[Tuco gets shot down by an F-22 Raptor]

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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is a mistake!

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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Lynch is a paradox. He's a guy who needs animosity, but he loves theatricality. He's an administrator, he's not an operator. So he stays as far away from the point of impact as possible, and never gets his hands dirty if he can help it. But we're gonna change all that. This guy is never at the flashpoint of anything, he's safe and sound somewhere

pulling the strings. So we're gonna bring this guy down to ground level, the last place he'd ever want to be. Then you put him on display, for the whole world to see...

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Prison Warden: Wait a minute, what is this? A lap pool, a dry steam room?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea it'll go a long way with the boys.
Prison Warden: How in the hell do you pull this off?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: It's not who you know Bob, it's how you know them. Oh, did your boy get back from

Afghanistan?
Prison Warden: Yea, thanks for getting him home. His mother and I are real grateful.