Carmen Cortez: Oh shiitake mushrooms.
Gregorio Cortez: [sees Ms. Gradenko's hair; half of it is burned off due to a previous encounter she had with Carmen and Juni] Ms. Gradenko... I think.
Ms. Gradenko: Oh, it's me all right. I owe my new look to your children.
Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
Juni Cortez: You.
Carmen Cortez: Very funny.
Juni Cortez: Our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.
[Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet]
Boy on Playground: ¡Yo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)
Gregorio Cortez: What was the story tonight?
Ingrid Cortez: [kisses his head] Ours.
Gregorio Cortez: Juni. Juni. Hey. Anybody gives you a hard time in there, remember, you are a Cortez.
Juni Cortez: What's so special about being a Cortez?
Gregorio Cortez: Lots of things!
Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Mr. Alexander Minion: Floop, you're spending too much time on this program when you should be more concerned with our grand diabolical plan.
Fegan Floop: Syndication?
Mr. Alexander Minion: The army of robot children, sir.
Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
Ingrid Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Gregorio Cortez: Those were the days.
Ingrid Cortez: Yeah.
Carmen Cortez: Wow. We are definitely gonna be late for school.
Fegan Floop: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!
Fegan Floop: We have to keep the army from leaving the castle. Our only chance is to get to the control room and hope that their missions have not been programmed.
Ingrid Cortez: And what if they have?
Fegan Floop: Then there's no one on Earth who can stop them.
Juni Cortez: What did you do to him?
Carmen Cortez: Machete Electroshock Gumballs. It says long lasting. But I don't trust wrappers.
Carmen Cortez: Oh, now you've done it!
Juni Cortez: I knew this was gonna happen!
Carmen Cortez: We're gonna crash if you don't do something!
Carmen Cortez: You did this on purpose, you kamikazee!
Juni Cortez: But now it's balanced!
Carmen Cortez: We'll be back for you, fellow agents.
Juni Cortez: Sknaht!
