Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
[the terrified passengers on the plane turn to Neville]
Neville Flynn: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Everybody strap in.
[pulls out his gun]
Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some fucking windows!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: [TV edit] Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: All praises to the PlayStation.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: [to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Ken: [throws snake in microwave oven] Who's your daddy now, bitch?

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Troy: Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Troy: This shit is bananas!

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on

how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Troy: This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Emmett Bradley: Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?
Troy: Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown

all that shit.
Emmett Bradley: Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?
Troy: The Awesome Fighting Aces.
Troy: [to Flynn] Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.
Emmett Bradley: Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at

the controls of a video game?
Troy: No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.
Neville Flynn: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
Troy: PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Man Bitten on Penis: Aw, fuck! Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! Aw, fuck! Fuck.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Three G's: [to white fan] Hey, yo, stay black.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Sporks?

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

[repeated line]
Neville Flynn: Do as I say, and you live.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Dr. Steven Price: Make it fast. Time is tissue.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of.
Hank Harris: What the hell you talking about?
Neville Flynn: Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes.
Hank Harris: Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is

that? He can't possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean.
Neville Flynn: Yeah, well, he doesn't have to guarantee it if he brings down the whole plane down.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

[last lines]
Sean Jones: Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as I

say, and you'll live.
[they start surfing]