Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Prem Kumar: [starting lines] So, Jamal, tell me something about yourself.
Jamal Malik: I work in a call centre in Juhu.
Prem Kumar: Phone basher! And what type of call center would that be?
Jamal Malik: XL5 mobile phones.
Prem Kumar: Ohh... so you're the one who calls me up every single

day of my life with special offers?
Jamal Malik: Actually I'm an assistant.
Prem Kumar: An assistant phone basher? And what does an assistant phone basher do exactly?
Jamal Malik: I get tea for people and...
Prem Kumar: Chaiwalah! Well ladies and gentlemen, Jamal Malik, garma garam chai dene walah from

Mumbai, lets play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Middle Jamal: The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars!

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Police Inspector: Well, well. The slumdog barks.

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

[after he admitted to his show's director that he tried to cheat out Jamal with a wrong answer on a question, after getting Jamal arrested]
Prem Kumar: What does it matter? It's my show. It's... MY FUCKING SHOW!

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Shruti Seth: Baali, keep up! The chaiwalah knows more than you.

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Prem Kumar: The chaiwalah has done it again!

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

[Salim and Jamal are sitting on the edge of an under construction apartment building]
Older Salim: That... used to be our slum. Can you believe that, huh?
[pointing at something]
Older Salim: We used to live right there, man. Now, it's all business. India is at the center of the world now, bhai. And I... I am at the center... of the center.

This is all Javed bhai's.
Jamal Malik: Javed Khan... the gangster from our slum? You work for him?
Older Salim: Come on, who else do you think would save us from Maman's guys, huh?
Jamal Malik: What do you do for him?
Older Salim: Anything he asks.
[pause in conversation, as Salim's phone rings]


Older Salim: He's coming. You need to go now. Take my card.
Jamal Malik: What for?
Older Salim: You think I'm gonna let you out of my sight again, huh? You stay with me now, younger brother. Now go. My place.
Jamal Malik: Salim, where is Latika?
Older Salim: Still...? She's gone,

brother. Long gone. Now go. Go to my place.

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Middle Salim: Shut up! The man with the Colt .45 says shut up!

Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire

Youngest Jamal: Since when is there a time limit on a crap?