In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
Sid Caesar
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
Sid Caesar
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.