Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

Every language has its own music.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

If I don't believe it, I don't care.

Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'