Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I would describe my driving style as calm authority, but my wife would call it demented. In my defence I've got a clean licence so probably the best way to describe it is crafty.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I always wear sunglasses and often a panama hat, even if I'm just walking in the park, if the sun is hot.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I am naturally cautious so I guess I am a saver. I'm a firm believer in not borrowing money, which is a lesson passed down to me from my parents and grandparents.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

There are certain types of stand-up, who are very successful, who do one type of joke, and never stray out of that. The audience knows that he's the depressive comedian, he's the up-beat, crazy comic. He's the one that talks about real life.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I have worked out that I am virtually Chinese, because everything I own is from China.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I'm amazed by how angry people get about new art, particularly new sculptures in their town. The people who hate new sculpture usually find their type of art on birthday cards, pictures of a vintage car going round a hairpin bend and suchlike.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I drive a VW California. It's a camper van based on the transporter body. It drives like a car, but you press a button and you're camping. I take it on tour with me.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

Whenever a young comic asks me for advice I only have two things to say. One is to try and do what you think is genuinely funny and the other is just do loads of gigs.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

There's an elusive element to comedy, but nobody gets it for free. That's why comedians seldom criticise each other.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

To write anything decent, it's hard. Anything you want to be good is hard.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

Touring can be quite a dull life.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

Claudia Winkleman is a good laugh and James Corden too.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I did once have a MySpace site but it was like a badly tended grave.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I never go in the sun without a shirt on and always use a moisturiser with an SPF every day on my face.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

I have my suits especially made in 50 per cent polyester. That way when I'm going to a gig I can just stuff them in a bag, whip them out and they don't looked creased when I'm on stage.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

There is this fallacy of the 'cool' comedian out there. You see the guys who take themselves very seriously and think they're being very suave and sardonic. But they're just jesters like the rest of us; they're just goons like we all are. The job is to make people laugh.

Sean Lock
Sean Lock

If you're over 22, getting a tattoo and you don't do work that involves tools you should be ashamed of yourself!