Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I won't play a teenager.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

My feeling with my characters is that they all have a right to feel exactly the way that they do, so I never censor them. I don't judge them.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.