Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
Scott Pilgrim: I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
Knives Chau: What do you play?
Young Neil: Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question.
Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
Scott Pilgrim: I have to go pee due to boredom.
Wallace Wells: Hey Jimmy do they rock or suck?
Jimmy: They have not started playing yet...
Wallace Wells: That was a test Jimmy, and you passed.
Stacey Pilgrim: [Scott has just broken up with Ramona] Did you really see a future with this girl?
Scott Pilgrim: Like... with jet-packs?
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
[Several minutes later]
Scott Pilgrim: I said lesbians...
Gideon Gordon Graves: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
Todd Ingram: Ve-gone?
Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he.
Scott Pilgrim: He and me.
Todd Ingram: Don't you talk to me about grammar!
Scott Pilgrim: If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.
