If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
I want to manufacture a feud.
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
I just want to do cool stuff.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
I have to stay true to myself.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
