Detective Pikachu: At this point, how could you not believe in climate change?
Detective Pikachu: [singing while sobbing] I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Detective Pikachu: Have you ever talked to a woman before?
Tim Goodman: I've talked to women before!
Detective Pikachu: When was that, in the the birth canal?
Detective Pikachu: Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!
Lucy Stevens: Down by the docks. Rough part of town, not the sorta place you wanna visit alone at night.
Tim Goodman: [trying to impress her] Well, I'm actually pretty good at being alone at night.
Detective Pikachu: Should I talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?
Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.
Detective Pikachu: I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.
Detective Pikachu: Harry faked his own death... or someone else faked Harry's death... or Harry faked someone else's death. Wait, that last one doesn't work, does it?
Psyduck: Psyduck!
Detective Pikachu: Oh, that's a twist. That is very twisty.
Detective Pikachu: Pika pika?
Detective Pikachu: [to Psyduck, trying to rile him up] I hated rubbing your feet! I can never forgive my hands for what they've done!
Mewtwo: Run!
Tim Goodman: I don't need a Pokémon, period,
Detective Pikachu: Then what about a world-class detective? Because if you wanna find your pops, I'm your best bet. We're gonna do this, you and me.
Detective Pikachu: I can't help but notice your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed.
Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.
Detective Pikachu: I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. Are you gonna turn me into a lampshade?
Tim Goodman: I might!
Detective Pikachu: All I'm hearing are consonants, and all I'm seeing are nipples.
Detective Pikachu: Wait a minute. You can understand me?
Detective Pikachu: [holds his finger out to Tim] Smell my finger.
Tim Goodman: I will never smell your finger.
Detective Pikachu: Coward.
Detective Pikachu: I forgot how to use my powers!
