Choir Kids: [On TV during the ball. Reciting] New York was in trouble. / Pac Man caused a ruckus / But the Arcaders saved us / 'Cause they're bad mother -
[TV broadcast is interrupted]
Sam Brenner: Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.
Matty: Do you have to say that every time you showed up by the house?
Sam Brenner: If I wanna get paid, yes.
Matty: Isn't it kind of demeaning?
Sam Brenner: Only if someone brings
that up.
Matty: Ehh. Well, bring it up then.
Sam Brenner: Thanks.
Matty: Classics you mean Halo and Call of Duty?
Sam Brenner: No. The real classics. Defender. Pac-man. Astroids. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'.
Sam Brenner: [after Proffesor Iwatani gets hand bitten off by Pac-Man] That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff!
Violet: [Addressing Sam Brenner] Why are you following me?
Sam Brenner: Oh God!
Violet: I can't believe they even let you in here.
Sam Brenner: Right.
President's Assistant Jennifer: Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation Room.
Violet: Yeah. See,
they need me in the Situation Room, so have fun doing whatever you're doing.
President's Assistant Jennifer: Mr. Brenner. The president is waiting for you in the Oval Office.
Sam Brenner: [In a derisive tone of voice] Somebody's more important.
[Moonwalks and addresses a member of the presidential detail while looking at Violet]
Sam Brenner: Freddie, can you keep the riff-raff outta here?
Ludlow Lamonsoff: [Surrenders to Lady Lisa] You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.
[Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss
passionately]
Eddie Plant: And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!
Eddie Plant: Let's hit it!
[a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city]
Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember.
Eddie Plant: Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.
[the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered]
Ludlow
Lamonsoff: We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
[Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue]
Sam Brenner: Oh, god, no!