Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

Great comedy is always sadistic.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I'm constantly having to be vigilant with a depressive tendency, an addictive tendency.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

It's one of the reasons I don't do drugs. One sniff and I'd go all the way.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

Always when I directed the play, I was always trying to cast people not who were necessarily like the characters, but people who I felt had the essential component that the character had, some kind of soul for it.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I mean when the play was on in New York I was starting to get film offers coming through, and since the film's come out I get offered more than I used to, but it happens incrementally.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

But I'm the sort of person who, if certain structures topple, it could all go horribly wrong.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I think I write serious comedies. I would love to be able to write for pure pleasure, but the undertow is always loneliness.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

Well, you just know, as a writer, I didn't really write one of the five best screenplays of the year. There were lots of brilliant screenplays; I was just one of the lucky ones who got nominated.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

Oh, I would love to be in Don Juan's shoes for a weekend. Not that I was ever handsome enough to be a Don Juan.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

My life is in dialogue with the plays that I write. The relationship I have with my plays is very, very intimate, and I dot my life through them.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I dispute that 'Closer' is about betrayal. Betrayal is one of the elements.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

A part of me would like to see the money go to hospitals or housing, but I have benefited so greatly from funding for the National Theatre, which has been incredible.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I consider myself a Jewish writer, like all my heroes: Tom Stoppard, David Mamet, Philip Roth, Arthur Miller, Woody Allen.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

Theatre is how I first encountered art on any level.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

The trite answer is that everything is true but none of it happened. It is emotionally true, but the events, the plotting, the narrative, isn't true of my life, though I've experienced most of the emotions experienced by the characters in the play.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it.

Patrick Marber
Patrick Marber

I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.