There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
So little time and so little to do.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.