Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.
Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.