No Strings Attached Quotes

Emma: I made you a Valentine's Day card.
Adam: What?
[laughs]
Adam: It's perfect. Will you read it for me?
Emma: [reads card] You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing.
Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.

Adam: Aww.
Emma: Don't make fun of me!

Emma: I can't stop thinking about him.
Katie: Who? Adam?
Emma: Yeah. I know it's over and I'm looking. It's just that no one is as.
Katie: [interrupts] Tall?
Emma: He's so tall.
Katie: So tall.
Emma: And he's so, like.

Katie: Happy?
Emma: Annoyingly happy, all the time. But he has this.
[pauses]
Emma: He has the best heart.

Adam: [answers phone] Hello?
Emma: Hi. It's Emma Kurtzman from Camp Weehawken.
Adam: Yes. What is it?
Emma: So my sister's getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow and, I don't know. I heard your show was tonight. Congratulations.
Adam: Thank you.
Emma: I know

this is random. I just, um, I miss you. I miss you so much.
Adam: Ok. I don't know what to say. You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding and she looks happy and everyone is happy and you're not
Emma: I thought.
[pauses]
Emma: I don't know what I thought. I guess I wanted to hear your voice. I mean, I

know we broke up but.
Adam: [interrupts] Emma. We didn't break up. We never started. Look, I gotta go. I'm still at work. Have fun at the wedding and tell your sister congratulations for me. Bye.
[hangs up]
Emma: [looks at phone] Aw fuck.

Emma: This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? I just have sex with your son sometimes.
Adam: Yes she does!
Emma: But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since you're acting like children already.
Vanessa: That was really mean.
Emma: Yeah, I'm mean.

But you're fucking crazy. Because given the choice between Adam and his dad. Given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, I'd choose Adam. Every time.
[to Adam]
Emma: Do you want to get out of here?
Adam: Yeah. Fuck this.
Emma: Oh, by the way. It's the best sex of my life.
[yells]

Emma: Great Scott!

Adam: So, what's up with not calling me back?
Emma: I'm not good at this stuff.
Adam: At what? Talking?
Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a

peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.
Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.

Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]

Adam: I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!

Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam: It's a classic.