Officer Ziva David: Well, you know what they say. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few legs
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's never making me breakfast.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, Ziva, it's 'without breaking a few eggs.'
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'd like to think it's me
Abby Sciuto: I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science: I never sleep and I never give up.
[repeated line]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [making fun of Gibbs to a co-worker, who doesn't respond] He's standing right behind me, isn't he.
[repeated line]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You think, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are you McDoing, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Working on Kales phone records.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thought you already McDid-That?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Are you finished?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, I haven't even started yet.
[repeated line]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Slaps Anthony on the back of his head]
[about laws changing over time]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Politicians have their time table, I have mine.
Office Worker: What are you people doing?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [plain] Seizing your files.
[repeated line]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Grab your gear.
[repeated line]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: YEAH.
