Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Mickey: It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.
Mickey: I realized my true calling in life.
Wayne Gale: What's that?
Mickey: Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer.
Mickey: You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is love.
Dr. Emil Reingold: Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong, they just don't give a damn.
Mickey: Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."
Mickey: It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can.
Mallory: Wherever we go, whatever happens, Mickey, when I look up at the stars, I'll know you'll be lookin' up at the same ones.
Mickey: Same ones, baby.
Mallory: You make every day feel like kindergarten.
Mickey: The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.
Mickey: Baby... by the power invested in me, as God of my world... I pronounce us husband and wife.
Mickey: [pointing a shotgun at Homolka] Okay, DROP IT!
Deputy Sheriff Duncan Homolka: [drops a donut]
Mickey: The GUN, goddammit!
Mickey: You can't hide from your shadow.
Mickey: We're not killing anybody on our wedding day.
[bleeding together over a river]
Mallory: We'll be living in all the oceans now.
Dwight McClusky: Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is.
Mickey: At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God.
Wayne Gale: Wait! Don't Mickey and Mallory always leave one person alive to tell the tale?
Mallory: We are...
Mallory, Mickey: Your camera!
