If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Mort Sahl
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
Mort Sahl
I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.
Mort Sahl
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.