Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I've changed my diet a few times. Now I'm trying to eat more protein. I eat little meals throughout the day. I love food, so I still give myself great meals. Also, when I'm busy, it's easy to lose weight.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Guys never really get over their toys.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick around and direct this thing.' But he didn't; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I'm in a business that invites narcissism, self-involvement, and egos being blown out of proportion.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

If I'm going to meditate, there is a little church up in Montecito, California. It's an old Spanish mission, actually. I find it comforting in there.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I don't think there's anybody better than Leonardo DiCaprio, and I've been saying that since before anyone knew who he was.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I'm just shocked at how blatantly shallow people are sometimes.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I always knew the way in was Bruce Wayne. It wasn't Batman. It was never Batman. That was the key.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Sometimes I don't feel like an actor. Sometimes I speak about it like it was another job, and then I go, 'Wait a minute - I am one!'

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I hope this doesn't sound pretentious, but I very often like the way Europeans make movies. I think sometimes that don't they care about having to clean certain things.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

Show business is, essentially, a fear-based industry.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

I always think that I'm not going to be right for a movie or that there's someone else who can do it better.

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton

To say directing was a long-stewing ambition doesn't cover it. If you cut me open, you'd see it.