Matt Stone
Matt Stone

The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

I just hate that Lucas... and it is not just Lucas, because everybody does it, where, boom, they get it out, and then there's a special edition for a movie that doesn't deserve a special edition.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

You can make fun of everything.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

I may have my personal political thing, but we never wanted it to stain the show.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

We don't feel pressure of, 'Let's make this really raunchy.' It's more about making a good story, which is 10 times harder. The raunchy stuff's really easy for us.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.'

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

There are good characters and bad characters.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

I would vote for a Mormon.

Matt Stone
Matt Stone

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.