Julien: New York! It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?
Private: In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.
Nana: I know you!
Alex: You!
Nana: It's the bad kitty!
Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
Skipper: That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?
Skipper: [Looking at the blueprints for the plane] Very impressive, Kowalski. But will it fly?
Kowalski: Yes, if you fold it here, here, and here.
[Folds plans into paper plane and throws it]
Skipper: Nice.
Alex: [Dancing as he speaks] How! Me and my friends fly... fly, on great metal bird... then we plummet...
[whistles]
Alex: Boom! Crash here. We offer only happiness and good greetings.
Hippo Girlfriend: Is he dancing about a plane crash?
Alex: Yeah, we are. Sorry.
Skipper: [to Alex] You! Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine, maybe find water.
Alex: Hold on, hold on a second. Who made you... king of the plane wreck?
Skipper: 'Scuse me?
[Rico pulls out and deploys a switchblade]
Julien: [pops out from a cake] Hey, freaks! You will be glad to learn that I am coming with you!
Alex: Oh ho ho, no, thank you.
Julien: Oh, *yes*, thank you. It's *my* plane!
Gloria: What is this place?
Melman: San Diego. This time, I'm 40% sure.
Skipper: Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister.
[Plane violently lands and the tires break off]
Skipper: I said kiss it!
Alex: She's got a gun! Let's get out while we can! Pass it on!
[monkeys chain whisper the message up to the plane]
Mason: He said, 'Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound'.
Skipper: Higher mammal! We shall require use of your opposibles!
[Phil curses in sign language]
Mason: Phil! I ought to wash your hands out with soap.
Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?
Maurice: I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad.
Marty: That is definitely not crackalackin'.
Alex: It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend.
Melman: What, you don't have doctors here?
Stephen: Well not any more.
Melman: What if you catch a cold or something.
Additional Giraffe: We go over to the dying holes, and we die.
