Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

Remember when you were in school and the teacher would put a picture under an overhead projector so you could see it on the wall? God, I loved that. Tellya the truth, I used to look at that beam of light and think it was God.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

When you are little, you will draw pictures for no reason.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

No one stopped me from playing when I was alone, but there were times when I wasn't able to, though I wanted to... There were times when nothing played back. Writers call it 'writer's block.' For kids there are other names for that feeling, though kids don't usually know them.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

'Good Times' is a story about the loss of innocence, how adults are responsible for their actions but children aren't.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

Love will make a way out of no way.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

Whenever I do a book, I'm usually guided by a question or something that I'm trying to tease out.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

When you learn about stories in school, you get it backward. You start to think 'Oh, the reason these things are in stories is because a book said I need to put these things in there.' You need a death, as my husband says, and you need a little sidekick with a saying like 'Skivel-dee-doo!'

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I go to work the minute I open my eyes.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful word.

Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.