Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.
I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.
Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
