Sam: The thing is... It's crazy, but whenever something spectacular happens to me, the first thing I want to do is tell my wife about it. And, after 40 years of marriage, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.
Billy: I'm getting married.
Archie: What?
Sam: Wow!
Archie: To that young lady who's half your age?
Billy: She's almost 32.
Archie: Billy, I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32!
Billy: Look, Archie, by the time she's my age, okay, I'll
be...
Archie: Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.
[Dean has been led to believe the Flatbush Four are mafioso]
Dean: I'm very sorry, sir.
Paddy: Shut up, Dickhead! You think we give a shit about your sorries! Don't you know you're messing with Billy Bones, Archie Aces, Sammy the... the...
Sam: the Accountant!
Paddy: Yeah.
Sam:
Sammy the Stove! They call me that because I *cook the books*!
Paddy: [Knock on the door] What? Go away, I got a bat.
Elizabeth: It's Elizabeth, your neighbour. I brought you soup.
Paddy: That's why I have the bat.
Dean: Please, sirs. How can I make it up to you?
Paddy: Alright! Just get us some ice waters. Maybe later we'll find you other stuff to do.
Sam: Yeah, maybe later Knuckles here will let you wash his balls!
Sam: [beat] Oooh. Sorry. That sounded weird, didn't it?
Dean: Four Ice Waters?
Paddy: [Paddy glares] GO!
Dean: Right away, sir.
Billy: [making an announcement] On behalf of Binion's, I'd like to apologize for the delay in the show, but, um, I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I ever met. And I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart.
Billy: [whispering now to the audience] But I don't want her to know, because, you know,
with gorgeous women, they like men that like to play hard-to-get.
Paddy: If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat.
Archie: We're all here to celebrate Billy marrying an infant.
Billy: She's not an infant.
[Archie just gave Dean a very generous tip]
Dean: Thank you so much, Mr. Aces.
Sam: [to Dean] You breathe a WORD about us to the Feds, we will *hunt you down*!
[Archie nods, Paddy shakes a fist]
Dean: [scared] Your secret's safe with me Mr. Accountant.