Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.