Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.