Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.
I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
