Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.
I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.
Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.
I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.
You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.
I've never been a bad boy.
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.
I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.
I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me.
No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it.
I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.
