Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
