Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

[from trailer]
Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater.
Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk.
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? You can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So why Chip? Is it just to tick me off, or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure, Needy. God... that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah... two years

ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: [enraged] I am going to eat your soul... and SHIT IT OUT, Lesnicky!
Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.

Jennifer Check: [smirks] I go both ways.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

[from trailer]
Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: Hell is a teenage girl.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: [after Colin asks Jennifer out] Colin's really nice.
Jennifer Check: He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: I think the singer wants me.
Needy Lesnicky: Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer Check: Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Colin Gray: They're showing Rocky Horror at the Bijou next Friday night...
Jennifer Check: ...I don't like boxing movies...

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

[from trailer]
Jennifer Check: It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: [after Needy stabs Jennifer in her chest] My tit.
Needy Lesnicky: No, your heart.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

[from trailer]
Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Nikolai Wolf: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher

you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face.
[Dirk gives him a look]
Nikolai Wolf: Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer Check: PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: I am a god!
Needy Lesnicky: Okay.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check: [Grabs Needy's breasts] These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Needy Lesnicky: [after killing Chip, Jennifer is back home in her bedroom watching television and doodling on the school yearbook with a red pen; viewers can see that she's actually drawing a circle over a photo of a boy that may be her next intended victim. She turns off her TV and switches off the bedroom light. Needy suddenly bursts through the bedroom window and attacks

Jennifer on her bed with a knife. Jennifer catches it and Needy starts grabbing her throat] Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my fucking boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!
[Jennifer bites Needy on the arm. Needy reveals her knife]
Needy Lesnicky: Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!
Jennifer Check: [Needy

tries stabbing Jennifer in the face, Jennifer grabs the knife] Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
Needy Lesnicky: Cross out Jennifer!
[Needy slices a bloody "X" on Jennifer's stomach with the knife]
Jennifer Check: [Jennifer uses her demonic powers to thrust Needy up in mid air; they both grab on each other

and fight. Needy eventually grabs Jennifer and pushes herself on top of her. She yanks and breaks off the BFF necklace on Jennifer. Jennifer stares at Needy and falls back on top of her bed; Needy screams and thrusts the knife in her chest. Jennifer grunts and blood gushes out of chest] My tit...
Needy Lesnicky: No... your heart.
[Jennifer dies]