They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Jay London
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Jay London
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Jay London
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.