Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than me and has an amazing gait; and Tom Cruise has a brilliant run. I'm just gangly.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but every now and then there will be someone who comes along and ruins it.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

My dad doesn't hug me enough!

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.

Jack Whitehall
Jack Whitehall

I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman.