Incredibles 2 Quotes

Screenslaver: Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch HER confront problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with

simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk SHOWS. You don't play games, you watch game SHOWS. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't bring themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life. You want

superheroes to protect you and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process; while you tell yourself you're being "looked after", that your interests are being served, and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no

longer in control. I am.

Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [as Bob helps him with his math] That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad.
[turns his book around]
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: They want us to do it this...
Bob Parr: I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [as Bob

talks over him] I think it's okay, Dad...

Bob Parr: Hey! You did this, can you UN-do it?
Krushauer: You want me to... UN-crush?
Bob Parr: What, no one's ever asked for that?
Krushauer: No! To un-crush is silly! Why un-crush?
Bob Parr: To get into the engine - oh, forget it. We don't have enough time.
[He takes off

running]
Krushauer: What if I tell you to un-punch someone? What you do?

Helen Parr: [at the dinner table] Superheroes are illegal.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: We wanna fight bad guys!
Jack-Jack Parr: [throws his fists around] I wanawai bad guy!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: It defines who I am.
Bob Parr: We're not saying you have - what?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr:

Someone on TV said it.

Lucius Best: [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob] Looks normal to me. When did this start happening?
Bob Parr: Since Helen got the job.
Lucius Best: I assume she knows.
Bob Parr: Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
Jack-Jack Parr: [sees Helen on

the TV] Mama!
Helen Parr: [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles] Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
Jack-Jack Parr: Mama!
[points at the TV]
Bob Parr: [turns off the TV with the remote] I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius

Best: I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
Bob Parr: Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
Lucius Best: So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right?
[sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]

Lucius Best: WHAT THE - ?
Bob Parr: Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie?
[Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]
Bob Parr: Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
Lucius Best: You're not... ?
Bob Parr: Cookie!
Lucius Best: Oh

my gosh!
Bob Parr: Cookie!
[Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]
Lucius Best: Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
Bob Parr: ...from the other dimension.
Lucius Best: That is freaky.

[Violet and Dash demand to know why Bob hasn't told Helen about Jack-Jack's powers]
Bob Parr: Because I'm formulating, okay! I'm taking in information! I'm processing! I'm doing the math, I'm fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby! I eat thunder and crap lightening, okay? Because I'm

Mr. Incredible! Not "Mr. So-So" or "Mr. Mediocre Guy"! Mr. Incredible!
[Violet and Dash are silent for a moment after Bob's rant]
Violet Parr: We should call Lucius.
Bob Parr: No, I can handle it! There's no way I'm gonna...
[yells]
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack goes flying through the walls, catapulting himself towards

the pool in the backyard, and Bob runs after him to catch him]
Violet Parr: I'm calling Lucius.

Bob Parr: [tired and worn out; to Lucius; about Helen] I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best: I get it, Bob!
[Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]
Lucius Best: WHAT THE?
[Jack-Jack appears again]
Lucius Best: That is freaky.
Bob

Parr: [gives Jack-Jack a cookie] But I can't keep giving him cookies!
Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob] Whoa! He's freaky!
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob] No biting Daddy.
Lucius Best: WHAT?