Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius, Sid.
Sid: Call me Squid.
Crash: [singing] I believe I can fly.
[hits tree]
Manfred: Uh, Diego, retract the claws, please.
Diego: Oh... right... sorry.
[lets go]
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
Sid: [Diego grabs Sid's neck and chokes him]
Sid: OK, Good thing I know you better.
Sid: If your species will continue, clap your hands.
[clap clap]
Manfred: Sid? I'm-I'm gonna fall on you again and this time, I will kill you.
Sid: Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
Traffic Vulture: [giving "traffic report"] We've got an overturned glytpodont in the far right lane, traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.
Lone Gunslinger Vulture: Ooh, and it looks as though there may be a fatality!
Lone Gunslinger Vulture: [pause] I call the dark meat!
Manfred: So, you think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "completes" you.
Beaver Dad: [after seeing the ice in the dam crack] Dam!
Sid: We're gonna live!
[water rises up to his ankles]
Sid: We're gonna die!
Eddie: What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth.
Crash: How? Everyone is either a dude or our sister.
Manfred: Come on. Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Fast Tony: Are you making an offer? I mean... No, I would not!
Manfred: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth.
Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
Manfred: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.
Manfred: Okay. Thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together, and, like it or not, we're gonna be one big, happy family. I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, and Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves. Now let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet!
Lone Gunslinger Vulture: Flood's real alright, and it's comin' fast. Look around, you're in a bowl, bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat, it can save you.
Manfred: See this ground? It's covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will "still" be ice!
Sid: You did it, buddy, you kicked water's butt!
Diego: Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know.
Sid: Yeah but not tigers. I left that part out.
Diego: If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em... And, uh... They were rattlesnakes.
Cholly: [after breaking wind squarely in Sid's face] Sorry. My stomach hates me.
