Ice Age: Continental Drift
Ice Age: Continental Drift

Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Sid: Ah, lice!

Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.

Ice Age: Continental Drift
Ice Age: Continental Drift

Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: Can I tell him our secret?
[Eddie nods]
Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!

Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.

Ice Age: Continental Drift
Ice Age: Continental Drift

Gastornis bird chicks: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie: Uh no... well... Sometimes, Now let's move!

Ice Age: Continental Drift
Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes it was.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: Don't, call me Kitty.
Diego: Okay, I won't, Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Sid: Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: If I don't make it, find me a wife, and tell her I love her!

Ice Age: Continental Drift
Ice Age: Continental Drift

Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
[Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
[Manny

throws Sid in]
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: Get off of me!
Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
[Gets her back in the ice berg]
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
[They turn around disturbed]
Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace?

Eyballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Captain Gutt: Surrender your ship or face my fury!
Sid: Or face your furry what?
Captain Gutt: Not furry, fury!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Manny: [lost at sea] I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?
Granny: [dismissively] Aah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.
Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
[coldly]
Shira: Thank you.
Diego: You know,

you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
Shira: It's a gift.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: We met some dinosaurs. It made no sense, but it sure was exciting.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: What?

Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?

Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Eunice: [to Sid] I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.
Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.
Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.
Eunice: But we always missed you.
[sharply to Milton]

Eunice: Right?
Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: [after piloting Precious into vanquishing the pirates] Mission accomplished, Granny!
Granny: Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.
[Hears whooping]
Diego: Huh?
[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]
Eunice: I think we're almost there!
Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!

Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!
Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're

gonna hurt somebody!
[Diego tries to reach safety]
Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!
Marshall: Rock!
Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!
Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Captain Gutt: [after seeing how the hyraxes tricked him] Oh, no: it's been a diversion.
Flynn: I know; I'm having a blast.
Captain Gutt: No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Manny: Captain Gutt... really? You know, I have a little paunch too but ah, I wouldn't name myself after it.
Captain Gutt: [mocking] That's funny; you're a funny guy. But that's not how I got my name.
[brandishes claws]
Captain Gutt: *These* got me my name!

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Ice Age: Continental Drift

Sid: [Raz cuts him loose so as to make him walk the plank] What, you want me to walk into the water? I can't because I ate less than twenty minutes ago and you know the rule!
Raz: [crossly] That's a myth.
Sid: [uneasily] Oh ok, as long as it's safe.