Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

You will never win if you never begin.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.