Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hermione: Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
Harry: I'm a what?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Dumbledore: What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are.
Harry: Not as good as you.
Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few...
[stares at Draco Malfoy]
Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to

bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.
[notices Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!
[steps over to Harry]

Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious...
Harry: Sorry, but what's curious?
Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you

that scar.
Harry: And who owned that wand?
Mr. Ollivander: We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next.
George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.
Molly Weasley: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George.
Fred Weasley: [approaches the barrier] I'm only joking,

I am Fred!
[runs through the barrier]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Neville Longbottom: [about his new Remembrall] Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Ron: [Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet] Whew, made it. Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?
[the cat sitting at the head of the class suddenly transforms into her]
Ron: That was bloody brilliant!
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you

for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.
Harry: We got lost.
Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Professor Quirrel: Troll! In the dungeons!
[looks sick]
Professor Quirrel: Thought you ought to know.
[faints and crumples onto the floor]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
[Harry ignores Hermione and he flies up]
Hermione: What an idiot!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Dumbledore: Harry, do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him?
[Harry shakes his head]
Dumbledore: It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you, and that kind of act leaves a mark.
[Harry reaches up to touch his scar]
Dumbledore: No, no. This kind of mark cannot be seen. It

lives in your very skin.
Harry: What is it?
Dumbledore: Love, Harry. Love.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Ron: Immortal?
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: [angry] I know what it means!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

[in the Devil's Snare]
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hermione: Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this.
[raises her wand]
Hermione: Petrificus Totalus!
[Neville's arms snap to his sides, and he drops to the floor, frozen stiff as a board]
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
Harry: Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin.
Sorting Hat: Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And Slytherin will

help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No?
Harry: Please, please. Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.
Sorting Hat: Well if you're sure, better be... GRYFFINDOR!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry: Good of you to get us out of trouble like that.
Ron: Mind you, we did save her life!
Harry: Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
[Hermione comes up from behind them and pushes past Ron, in tears]
Harry: I think she heard you.