Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George:

[whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner]
Professor McGonagall: One-two-three, one-two-three...
Harry: [aside] You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?
FredGeorge: [shaking their heads] Never.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Neville: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Dumbledore: No spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: There's no one like Krum! He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! He's more than an athlete! He's an artist.
Ginny: I think you're in love, Ron.
Ron: Shut up!
George: [grabs one of Ron's hands and begins singing] Victor, I love you!
Fred: [grabs Ron's other hand] Victor, I do!


GeorgeFredHarry: When we're apart my heart beats only for you!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Hermione: Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron: No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.
Hermione: What's got your wand in a knot?
Ron: He's from Durmstrang! You're fraternizing with the enemy!
Hermione: The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides

the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!
Ron: I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He's using you.
Hermione: How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!
Ron: Doubt it. He's way too old.
Hermione: What? That's what you think?

Ron: Yeah, that's what I think.
Hermione: You know the solution, then, don't you?
Ron: Go on.
Hermione: Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!
Ron: Well... that... that's completely off the point...

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?
HermioneHarry: No.
Ron: Yeah, didn't think so. Oh well, what's life without a few dragons?
Hermione: Everything's going to change now, isn't it?
Harry: Yes.
Hermione: Promise

you'll write this summer, both of you.
Ron: Oh, I won't. You know I won't.
Hermione: Harry will, won't you?
Harry: Yeah, every week.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: Blimey, Dad! How far up are we?
Lucius Malfoy: [from below] Well, put it this way. If it rains, you'll be the first to know.
Malfoy: [boasting] Father and I are in the minister's box. By personal invitation of Cornelius Fudge himself.
Lucius Malfoy: [poking Draco with his cane] Don't boast, Draco.

[hits the railing above him with the top of his cane, talking to Harry]
Lucius Malfoy: Do enjoy yourself, won't you? While you can.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry: Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
[Stops in front of a group of girls, hesitates, then continues walking]
Ron: Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
Harry: I think I'd take the dragon now.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Hermione: It's not going to work.
Fred: Oh yeah?
George: Why's that, Granger?
Hermione: You see this?
[gestures to a glowing circle on the floor]
Hermione: This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred: So?
Hermione: So a

genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!
George: Because it's so pathetically dim witted.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: [discussing inviting dates to the Yule Ball] This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates! Well, us and Neville.
Harry: [laughing] Yeah, but then again he could take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: What? Now I'm

really depressed. Oi, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: [haughtily] Very well spotted.
Ron: Come with one of us! It's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl it's just sad.
Hermione: [angrily] I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!
[exits]

Ron: Bloody hell. She's lying, right?
Harry: If you say so.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Dumbledore: SPOILER: Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered, by Lord Voldemort. The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this.

But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in

vain. You remember that, and we'll celebrate a boy who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true. Right to the very end.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Arthur Weasley: Get out of the kitchen, Ron! Everybody's hungry!
GeorgeFred: [together] Yeah, get out of the kitchen, Ron!
Arthur Weasley: [to the twins] Feet off the table!
GeorgeFred: [together] Feet off the table!
[put feet back on the table]

Harry: [admiring the interior of the tent] I love magic.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ginny: [helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room] It's ok, Ron. It's alright. It doesn't matter.
Harry: What happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour out.
Hermione: What?
Harry: What did she say?
Hermione: No, of course.

[Ron shakes his head in pained embarrassment]
Hermione: She said yes?
Ron: Don't be silly. There she was, just walking by... you know how I like it when they walk... I couldn't help it... it just sort of slipped out!
Ginny: Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did

you do then?
Ron: What else? I ran for it!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry: [after being Portkeyed away from the maze during the Third Task Harry suddenly realizes where they are] Cedric, we have to get back to the cup. NOW.
Cedric Diggory: What are you talking about?
Harry: [Flames burst beneath a huge stone cauldron as the door to a nearby house opens, revealing someone carrying a blanket-wrapped

bundle. Harry drops to his knees, clutching his scar in agony] AAAAAGH!
Cedric Diggory: Harry, what is it?
Harry: Get back to the cup!
Cedric Diggory: [Cedric stands up, wand at the ready to defend both himself and Harry] Who are you? What do you want?
Voldemort: Kill the spare!
Peter

Pettigrew: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Harry: NO! CEDRIC!
[Harry can only watch as Cedric is blasted off his feet and hits the ground behind him, dead]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: Oh look, Mum's sent me something.
[pulls some frilly robes from the package]
Ron: Mum sent me a dress!
Harry: Well, it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?
[pulls out more lace]
Harry: Ah ha!
Ron: Nose down, Harry. Ginny, this must be for you.

Ginny: I'm not wearing that, it's ghastly.
Hermione: [laughing] They're not for Ginny, they're for you. Dress robes.
Ron: Dress robes? For what?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Rita Skeeter: This is cozy.
Harry: It's a broom cupboard.
Rita Skeeter: Well you should feel right at home, then.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvarti that Hagrid's looking for you.
Harry: Is that right? Well... what?
Hermione: Uh... Dean was told by Parvarti... please don't ask me to say it again. Hagrid's looking for you.
Harry: Well you can tell Ronald...

Hermione: I'm not an owl!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

James Potter: Harry! When the connection is broken you MUST get to the Portkey. We can linger for a moment to give you some time but only a moment. Do you understand?
Cedric Diggory: Harry. Take my body back, will you? Take my body back to my father.
Lily Potter: Let go. Sweetheart, you're ready. Let go... LET GO!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Peter Pettigrew: SPOILER: Bone of the father, unwillingly given.
[adds an old bone to cauldron]
Peter Pettigrew: Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed.
[cuts off his hand which drops into the cauldron]
Peter Pettigrew: Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken.
[cuts Harry's arm and adds blood to the cauldron]

Peter Pettigrew: The Dark Lord shall rise again!