There's no pillow as soft as a clear conscience.
Glen Campbell
We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke.
Glen Campbell
I don't have Alzheimer's. I have part-timer's.
Glen Campbell
Ah, the Wrecking Crew! They played on everything that came out of L.A. Oh, that was a good band. You really enjoyed going to work. You played for everyone; it didn't matter what it was.
Glen Campbell
I've often asked myself, how much information can the brain actually hold? There'll probably come a day when you're able to download it; that's what you have to do when the machine's full.