G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Heavy Duty: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful. They're worth millions of dollars each.
Ripcord: [in a suit] Millions of dollars. Got it.
[falls out of the van]
Heavy Duty: [annoyed] Jesus.
Ripcord: My bad. My bad. Won't happen again!
[Ripcord gets run over by a car]

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Duke: This is Captain Duke Hauser, prepare to be boarded.
Viper Guard: Sir.
Cobra Commander: You are relentless, Duke, I'll give you that much. And what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water?
Duke: Self preservation. I'm taking you in, Rex.
Cobra Commander: [laughs evilly] You

and what army?
Duke: My army.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

General Hawk: Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did, it'd be comprised of the top men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their SUV] He gave up.
Storm Shadow: He never gives up.
[their SUV is hit by an incoming train]

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Storm Shadow: I told you I'd kill him if he touched you again.
The Baroness: I heard you the first time.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator suits] Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that. What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
[pause]
Ripcord: You can do that?
Duke: Yeah. I told you to

read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Breaker: Thousands of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coalmine.
Ripcord: [corrects him] Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right, haystack in a coalmine.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Ripcord: Did it work?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Yes, yes, it worked.
Ripcord: [his parachute opens and he lands at the White House] Good. Because I think I'm about to get arrested, again.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Ripcord: Hey. You all right?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [pained] I'm fine. I didn't want anyone to see me like this.
Ripcord: Why?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: I don't know. All the the men we lost, General Hawk wounded, my neck just doesn't seem that important.
Ripcord: You almost lost your

life out there. You have a reason to be concerned.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: First fight I lost since I was a kid. My father taught me to win.
Ripcord: Look, I don't see how you can teach anybody to win everything every time. I mean, look at you. You're still here, right? You get knocked down, you get back up. Maybe that's what he wanted you to learn.

But then again, that would be an emotional response, one that can't be explained or quantified.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

General Hawk: Looks like your mission is complete here, Duke.
Duke: [regarding the Baroness] When you move then, she's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you.
General Hawk: What's your point?
Duke: You're going after her first and we want in.

Ripcord: General, it was our team that got wasted out there. We deserve payback.
General Hawk: You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Destro: [handling an old iron mask] This belongs to an ancestor of mine. He was caught selling arms to both sides. The French forced him to wear it for the rest of his life. They called him Destro, destroyer of nations.
Storm Shadow: So why do you keep it?
Destro: So that I never forget the most important rule in dealing arms.

The Baroness: Let me guess. Never sell to both sides?
Destro: Never get caught selling to both sides.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

[the Baroness points a machine gun at a woman in an elevator]
The Baroness: Get out! GET OUT!
[woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as the elevator doors close]
The Baroness: Nice shoes.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Ripcord: [Scarlett goes flying of the bike and Ripcord saves her] I got you, I got you.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Nice catch, slick.
Ripcord: Don't start being all nice now.
[Scarlett laughs]
Ripcord: I gotta go!
[puts Scarlett down]

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits.
Ripcord: What does it accelerate?
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Baroness: [about Scarlett] That redhead is really starting to piss me off!

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Sergeant Stone: [seeing Duke and Ripcord training] Are they Joes?
Heavy Duty: Hell, no. They're jokes.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves, I've designed something especially for you, James.
Destro: [shocked] No!
[the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen's head]
The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next, more so. Nanomites, perfect little healers.
[James McCullen's head becomes

completely silver]
Destro: I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens.
The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now you are Destro.
Destro: What have you done to me?
The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Storm Shadow: McCullen gave me orders to kill the Baron if he so much as touched you.
The Baroness: Well, he's my husband. Of course he touches me. And besides, his work at the lab goes much better after we've touched. And that's the important thing.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Heavy Duty: I'll create a distraction from outside and keep them busy while you lot infiltrate the facility from above. We'll find Duke...
Ripcord: grab the warheads...
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: kill all the bad guys.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Ripcord: Look, I think you and me got off on the wrong foot. See, I'm attracted to you. And you, you're attracted to me. And him, the damn Zen master, he creeps me out. What I'm trying to say is...
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: We're attracted to each other.
Ripcord: [surprised] Thank you!
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara:

[cuts him off] That's what your saying. It's not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So, what are you saying?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not based on science. And if you can't quantify or prove that something exists, well, then in my mind, it doesn't.
Ripcord: Okay. I'll get back to you on

that one.