Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow: [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green: [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well...
ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Limousine Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?
Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.
Aaron Green: [at a club] What's up man?
Tom Felton: Hey.
Aaron Green: I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.
Tom Felton: [not interested] Great.
Aaron Green: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we'll play some late night Quidditch.
Tom
Felton: Just leave it, you...
[walks away]
Aaron Green: Right. Not everyone cares.
Jackie Q: [sung] One, two, three, four, it's just like comin' in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight, uhh, feels great. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. A ring around my rosy, my pocket's so damn cozy, and my posy, my posy. I'm talking
about my asshole.
Jackie Q: The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie. You bet that's not happening anymore.
Aldous Snow: Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? You
want me to return to that?
Jackie Q: Maybe you should. Maybe you should.
Aldous Snow: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts. Is that what you want?
Jackie Q: I'm just saying.