I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Youth is wasted on the young.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
