Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I have spent a lot of time studying the issue of relationships, how I grew up, my parents' influence on me. I've talked to a therapist,; I've looked inward spiritually at myself, and what it seems to come down to is that I'm a Sagittarius. Please don't make me reveal more than that. It's tough enough as it is.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I've always felt that the truth is in the silence.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

My second or third year in the engineering department, I got very frustrated, and I sat down with myself and had a soul-searching conversation with myself and said, 'What I'd really like to do is see if I can write comedy.' ... I moved to L.A. stone cold. Didn't know anybody; didn't know how to go about it. Really started from scratch.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.

Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling

I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two.