[repeated line]
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but don't pay you or let you go.
Turanga Leela: That's the only thing about being a slave.
[repeated line]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
[repeated line]
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus!
[repeated line]
Bender: Neat!
Turanga Leela: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
[Futurama in-show commercials]
TV Announcer: Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable, your package isn't.
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[crunch]
TV Announcer: Lightspeed Briefs - Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
Fry: [after waking up from a dream] What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep...
[Fry goes back to sleep and snores]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: There's no scientific consensus that life is important.
Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?
Turanga Leela: So long, jerkwads!
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [about the space ship Titanic] I am gonna fly her brains out.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [about Hermes' grandmother] Your granny can go to hell!
Turanga Leela: You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
Bender Bending Rodriguez: True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's day is really all about?
Bender Bending Rodriguez: [in the year 3000] To the flying machine!
Hermes Conrad: I'm more hungry than a green snake in a sugar cane field!
George Takei: Yes it was me. And I never would have got away with it regardless of you meddling kids.
Fry: And you knew bombing the Stadium would drive people into the Kabuki Theatre!
George Takei: No, that's not why I did it.
Fry: Why then?
George Takei: I'm Mentally Ill!
Bender: But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.
