Eminem: You know what? I think you fucked up.
George Simmons: How's that?
Eminem: I think you fucked up. I think... I don't think you should have took that medicine.
George Simmons: Why not?
Eminem: I don't know. Personally, I think you should have just let yourself die. Honestly man,
what are - what are gonna do now? Make another bullshit movie? Fuck another chick who doesn't like you? You know? That was your way out right there.
George Simmons: Mmm.
Eminem: Now you're fucking stuck.
George Simmons: Yeah.
Eminem: You're stuck, just like me. Can't go to fucking Chuck E. Cheese. I
can't go to Target, I can't go to Best Buy. I can't go to fucking Wal-Mart, K-Mart. You fucking name it, I can't go there.
Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: [surprised]
Which movies?
George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.
Leo: I wanna put my eye-glasses on your asshole so it looks like you're blowing me when I fuck you in the ass, you *jerk*.
George Simmons: Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you again? All you fuckin' talk about is jacking off and farting. You think a girl's gonna come up to afterward and be like 'Oh, would you just jack off for me and then fart in my face?' That's fuckin' insane. Do you want to get laid, ever?
Mark: Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner!
Leo: He'll do it too. I've seen him.