Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th

[last lines]
Alice: The boy. Is he dead, too?
Tierney: Who?
Alice: The boy. Jason.
Tierney: Jason?
Alice: In the lake, the one... the one who attacked me. The one who pulled me underneath the water.
Tierney: Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.

Alice: But... then he's still there.

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Mrs. Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals... here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was... he wasn't a very good swimmer. We

can go now, dear.

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Alice: Who are you?
Mrs. Voorhees: Why I'm... I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys'.

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Crazy Ralph: You're doomed! You're all doomed!

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Mrs. Voorhees: [high voice] Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live!
[normal voice]
Mrs. Voorhees: I won't, Jason. I won't!

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Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday...

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Jason: [in flashback] Help me! Help! Help, Mommy! Help! Help, Mommy! Mommy, help!
Mrs. Voorhees: I am, Jason. I am.

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Mrs. Voorhees: You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him.
[pulls out a large hunting knife]
Mrs. Voorhees: Look what you did to him!

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Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

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Ned: [Runs around howling like an Indian in a headdress, he sees a Police officer staring at him] Oh, shit.

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Mrs. Voorhees: Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

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Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

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The Truck Driver: I tell ya, he's causing problems enough for your boss with all that talk... goddamn nuisance... Did he tell you anything?
Annie: Oh, I'll be cooking for fifty kids and ten staff. The campers will mostly be like inner-city children.
The Truck Driver: I mean about what happened.
Annie: No.

[the truck driver shakes head]
Annie: Come on, there's something you're not telling me.
The Truck Driver: Quit. Quit now.
Annie: Quit? Why would I wanna quit?
The Truck Driver: Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed.
Annie: Oh, terrific. Not you, too! You sound like your crazy friend

back there, Ralph.
The Truck Driver: Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Buncha fires. Nobody knows who did any of 'em. In 1962, they was gonna open up... the water was bad. Christy'll end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixin' up that place. He musta dropped 25 thousand dollars, and for what?

Ask anybody, quit.
Annie: I can't.
The Truck Driver: Dumb kids. Know-it-alls. Just like my niece, heads fulla rocks.
Annie: You're an American Original.
The Truck Driver: [mocking] I'm an American Original. Dumb kid.

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Tierney: It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we've gotta have a full moon too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.
Steve Christy: You're making a science out of coincidence.

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Bill: If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!

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[while playing strip Monopoly]
Alice: Baltic Avenue.
Bill: No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.
Alice: I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it.
[Bill rolls and lands on Baltic Avenue]
Alice: Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.
Brenda: Alice draws first blood.

Bill: That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.

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Alice: [finds a bloody axe in someone's bed] What is going on?

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Mrs. Voorhees: She can't hide; no place to hide.

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Claudette: [having sex] Barry's out of bounds... Barry...
Barry: Come on, a man's not made out of stone.
Claudette: [whispers] Somebody's there!
Barry: [notices who it is] We weren't doing anything. We were just messing...

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Ned: [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on] Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...
Officer Dorf: Hey, can it, Cochise.