Jesse: Hey, have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw it last night. I mean, I saw the backseat...
Jesse: [oblivious] No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then...
[laughs nervously]
Jesse: I'm gonna come in there...
[grows livid]
Jesse: and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!'!
[pause; Jesse almost gives in]
Chinese Food Intercom: [repeatedly] And then! And then! And then! And
then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
[Jesse furiously smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away]
Chinese Food Intercom: [severely damaged] And then...?
Mr. Pizzacoli: [on delivering pizzas] A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
Jesse: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
Alien Nordic Dude #1: We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
Mr. Pizzacoli: [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers!
Jesse and Chester: [quietly] Mr. Pizzacoli!
Mr. Pizzacoli: You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers!
Jesse and Chester: [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh.
Mr. Pizzacoli: OPEN UP THIS
DAMN DOOR!
Chester: It's open!
Jesse: OHHH!
[he hits Chester]