Sister James: They're all uniformly terrified of you.
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: Yes, that's how it works.
Father Brendan Flynn: [referring to Sister Aloysius] The dragon is hungry.
Sister James: [Referring to her students] I don't allow them ballpoint pens.
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: [Picking one off the floor] And yet here one is.
[Father Flynn enters Sister Aloysius' room, looking very nervous]
Father Brendan Flynn: [nervously] May I come in?
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: [not looking at him] A third party would be required.
Father Brendan Flynn: Look, what was Donald's mother doing here?
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: [looking at him]
We were having a chat.
Father Brendan Flynn: About what?
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: [slowly approaches him] A third party would truly be required!
Father Brendan Flynn: [entering the room] No sister, no third party. Me and you are due for a talk, you have to stop this campaign against me!
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: So you talked to Sister James. Well, of course you talked to Sister James.
Father Brendan Flynn: Did you know Donald's father beats him?
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: Yes.
Father Brendan Flynn: And might that not account for the odd behavior Sister James noticed in the boy?
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: Frosty the Snowman espouses a pagan belief in magic. The snowman comes to life when an enchanted hat is put on his head. If the music were more somber, people would realize the images are disturbing and the song heretical.
Sister James: I never thought about Frosty the Snowman like that!
Sister Aloysius
Beauvier: It should be banned from the airwaves.